OK HERE IS OUR FIRST JOKE PAGE AS YOU CAN IMAGINE TO PUT TOGETHER A MIRTH SITE OF THIS LOW CALIBER TAKES A LOT OF EFFORT , SWEAT ,TEARS ,EAR BASHING AND LONG NIGHTS SORTING OUT THE TITTERS FROM THE GIGGLES TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING THAT MAY ONE DAY HELP GET SOME MONEY , AND BE SOMETHING YOU WILL LOOK FORWARD TO READING AND JOINING IN WITH, SO IF YOU HAVE ANY GOOD JOKES (CLEAN ONES IF POSSIBLE)OR SILLY, ZANY SLIGHTLY OR TOTALLY INSANE PHOTOS YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE WORLD AT LARGE THEN E-MAIL THEM TO ME ANYWAY PAFTER ALL THIS TITTLE TATTLE YOU CAN FIND WHAT I BELIEVE IS THE PICTURE OF THE WEEK AND THE VERY GOOD JOKE OF THE WEEK DON?ORGET IF YOU CAN DO BETTER SEND YOUR BYTES IN TO BE INCLUDED SOON.

JOKES FOR THE WEEK

DIVORCED BARBIE

 A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant. In a manner she responds, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for ?95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for ?95, Barbie Goes Shopping for ?95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for ?95, Barbie Goes Night clubbing for ?95, and Divorced Barbie for ?.00. " The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?" "That's obvious," the assistant states, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture...

JUSTIN THE PRAWN

 Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day during a tropical storm, Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten..." As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a flash of lightning hit the water and, lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time went on (as it invariably does...) and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. During the next tropical storm, Justin figured that the same lightning force could change him back into a prawn. Lightning never strikes twice except in stories like these, but while he was thinking of being a prawn again, a flash of lightning struck the water next to Justin and, lo and behold, he turned back into prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply. Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's house. As he opened the coral gate the memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again. "Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked. " Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed." i'm a prawn again Christian".